dickormortis 

This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.

Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck

Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis

dickormortis by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016

Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

Dickamortis by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

dickamortis by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010