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When spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off.

Also can be considered as a bad stench.
Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.

Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.
by bigbootyvito09 September 08, 2009
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