Dickcrumb

Skin cells left in a woman from sex.

I'm not gonna eat you out! I dont want that last guys dickcrumbs!

by Wicked1124 September 21, 2019

dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.

Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008

dickcember

A month after No Nut November meaning that during the month of December, all month you will be getting dick wether guys like it or not. It’s like a reward for the guys that did No Nut November, so females are obligated to reward their man.

Jack: no nut November is over... you know what comes next?
Daniela: what?
Jack: dickcember *winks*

by Iiris November 29, 2018

Dickdumb

When a female gets DUMB after getting some DICK.

He got her so dickdumb that she believes that girl is his sister.

by BoB (Bling'd Out Bitch) September 5, 2016

dickorum

behavior in keeping good dick and propriety
proper etiquette for keeping dick
plural noun: dickorums

Susan is proud of her dickorum.

by WeinerQueens May 2, 2018

dickrubber

1) one who rubs dick
2) someone that's a total asshole

"No, Petey isn't coming anymore, turned out he wanted to be a total dickrubber instead."

by Matt Milano January 17, 2008

Dickcumboobulated

Originated from discombobulated

This means that a person is confused sexually and doesn’t know how to address it.

I’m so dickcumboobulated I don’t know what to do.

by faggoat May 8, 2019