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Dickmified 

A situation where a good woman stays in a relationship with a loser guy because the sex is great.
Snap out of it and get away from that jerk, you're completely dickmified!
Dickmified by BlondeGirl1234 October 14, 2010

Dictified 

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."
"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."
Dictified by MFrizzell February 10, 2009

Dickafied 

When the you have sex with some and their dick is so good you feel like you immediately catch feelings.
Apparently he has a great dick and they caught feelings after day 1, must be dickafied.
Dickafied by 1Captain@merica November 22, 2021

Dickdified

When a person see a penis and becomes mesmerized by the beautiful penis
Last night I saw a beautiful cock and I was in dickdified by how beautiful it looked.
Dickdified by merchant marine October 21, 2013

Dickified 

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.
That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...
Dickified by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

Dicktified 

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.
Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified
Dicktified by PimpinnBig March 6, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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