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Dickmified 

A situation where a good woman stays in a relationship with a loser guy because the sex is great.
Snap out of it and get away from that jerk, you're completely dickmified!
Dickmified by BlondeGirl1234 October 14, 2010

Dictified 

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."
"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."
Dictified by MFrizzell February 10, 2009

Dickafied 

When the you have sex with some and their dick is so good you feel like you immediately catch feelings.
Apparently he has a great dick and they caught feelings after day 1, must be dickafied.
Dickafied by 1Captain@merica November 22, 2021

Dickdified

When a person see a penis and becomes mesmerized by the beautiful penis
Last night I saw a beautiful cock and I was in dickdified by how beautiful it looked.
Dickdified by merchant marine October 21, 2013

Dickified 

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.
That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...
Dickified by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

Dicktified 

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.
Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified
Dicktified by PimpinnBig March 6, 2021