Dicknified

Disturbed, serious, hung and worthy of respect as a result of acting, thinking, speaking like a dick.

Reid said to mark “ rob with his chode is rather in dicknified when he rightly said his mother cant get any cock.

by Mambrihf January 1, 2020

Dignified Delinquent

A dignified delinquent is cultured yet unapologetically authentic.

Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.

by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020

Dickmified

A situation where a good woman stays in a relationship with a loser guy because the sex is great.

Snap out of it and get away from that jerk, you're completely dickmified!

by BlondeGirl1234 October 14, 2010

Dignified Doormat

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Dicknife

A penis (with a serrated tip) accompained by razor sharp needle balls.

Shut up or I will stab you with my DICKNIFE!

by itsCHACHAgirlll June 1, 2010

Dictified

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."

"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."

by MFrizzell February 10, 2009

Dickafied

When the you have sex with some and their dick is so good you feel like you immediately catch feelings.

Apparently he has a great dick and they caught feelings after day 1, must be dickafied.

by 1Captain@merica November 22, 2021