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Jim, why are you walking funny?
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
by Hootie79 June 15, 2018
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by Hootie79 August 16, 2018
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Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 21, 2022
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That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...
by Hootie79 January 10, 2021
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