Definitions by Hootie79

Wampus cougar 

A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.

Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!

Wampus cougar by Hootie79 May 21, 2022

Dickified 

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

Dickified by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

Fish Lip 

Nibbling in the labia

Me: nom, nom, nom
Her:. A little less fish lip, little more tongue.

Fish Lip by Hootie79 August 16, 2018

chocolate hail storm 

Shitting on something or someone.

The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!

chocolate hail storm by Hootie79 August 16, 2018

fire roasting 

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.

Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!

fire roasting by Hootie79 June 15, 2018