dickleweed 

When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.

"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"

"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!

dickleweed by samedifference October 5, 2018

Dickweed 

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

Dickweed by Phuqit October 11, 2006

DICK WEED or DICKWEED 

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

DICK WEED or DICKWEED by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004

Dickweed 

An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)

Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed

Dickweed by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.

I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.

sweatbeatle-dickweed by Juan Non-lamestain October 4, 2008

Medieval Dickweed 

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

Medieval Dickweed by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

UrbanDictionary Dickweeds 

Faggots, fatties, fucktards, furries and freaks that post their names, their best friend's name, their prospective boyfriend/girlfriend's name or stalking target on UbanDictionary so that they can someday look at it and get the feeling that people give two shits about them or their dumbass friends

All you UrbanDictionary Dickweeds are pissing me off

UrbanDictionary Dickweeds by The Publishers April 23, 2010