1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.
by Phuqit October 11, 2006
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An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)
Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed
by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015
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A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.
by TheChudeDude April 18, 2016
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Someone who is a very ignorant guy who always tries to be mean to get what they want
by Succ my dicc October 15, 2017
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An insult aimed towards the male population which combines the two terms 'dick' and 'weed' to say that he is both as mean as a dick and as annoying as a weed.
John: God, he's such a dickweed!
Alec: I fucking hated you bitch!
Stephanie: And I hated fucking you dickweed!
by 1-800-did-i-ask November 15, 2016
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The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl
by Bittah pupil December 24, 2015
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Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game
Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me
by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013
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