dicktweed

A person who's dick is made of the material tweed.

Also used to categorize one who is inept at playing monopoly and is therefore a dicktweed.

"Lol your dick is made of tweed, dicktweed."

"Lol you have boardwalk and park place but i'll never land on them and you'll always land on my properties, dicktweed."

by Natalie Horler September 3, 2006

Dickweed

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

dicktired

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

DICK WEED or DICKWEED

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004

dickspeed

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.

1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!

by moot#faggot February 4, 2009

Dickweed

An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)

Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed

by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015

Ditweed

Corruption of "dickweed". Same meaning as dumbass, idiot, etc.

There's no CK in "ditweed".

by Mr.JXXXXXXXXXCYSXXXXXXX January 13, 2009