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Dingleweed 

A dingleweed is a guy who will never be loved by a woman and is a all around butt this is a person slightly worst then a dingleberry and the opposite of a yeetster
Man does something really stupid

John “ oh your such a dingleweed”
Dingleweed by Yeet Warrior December 28, 2018

dinglewood 

The phallic anatomy of a male sexual predator.
Watch out for his dinglewood, kids!
dinglewood by DrZach October 12, 2020

Bingleweed 

A word used in an akward conversation to alert someone to change the subject.
Person 1: ... and that's how I became a transvestite.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Bingleweed...
Person 1: So... changing the subject...
Bingleweed by Joobaloop April 3, 2011
A word referrring to someone who is a jackass.
That cocksucker is such a dinglewad!
dinglewad by MSN April 20, 2006

Dinglewoodilitus 

A disease that appears after exposure or close proximity to dinglewood. Symptoms first appear as hives or rash. Later developments include tiredness / sleepiness and waking up with a sore rectum.
She’s displaying symptoms of dinglewoodilitus.
Dinglewoodilitus by DrZach October 12, 2020

dinglehead

Another name for perceived bad drivers, usually assumed to be female and talking on a cell phone.
Get off your d@#$ phone!!! Get out of the way! What are you doing you dinglehead???!?!!?!?!!
dinglehead by Lulufefe May 9, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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