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Dicklected 

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment
I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected
Dicklected by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023
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Diknected 

(dik•nehk•tid)
When two males that identify as super straight have a common idea with no previous conversation on the topic. Not to be confused with jinx. Diknected does not need to be the exact wording but similar thoughts instead.
"hey man you notice how Italians seem to be pretty terrible in general"

common thought process said at the same time would be.

"Man Tony (common Italian name) is loud and abnoxious, he can't even pronounce penne"

*Those two males are Diknected*
Diknected by Rjred1 March 16, 2021

dickpleted 

When you’re exhausted from taking dick. Depleted by dick. When you’ve been exhausted by dick-related activities.
“Damn, I’m dickpleted after hooking up last night, I couldn’t cum more if I tried.”
dickpleted by CronDuCake March 5, 2023

Dicklete 

The category for male genitalia when it is bellow 3 nanometers.
William's genitalia is 2 nanometers. William has a dicklete.
Dicklete by TallRetardedKid February 1, 2020

dickpicted 

this word is when your dick has been pictured by a camera or by a mind;) odd enough we came up with this in english class! TUPAC GANG 4 LIFE!! follow @tupachunters on instagram!
jeez dude you just got dickpicted
dickpicted by tupachunters January 4, 2018

Dicklette 

A little short (or Young) guy that acts like a dick. For instance Joe Pecci in various movies.
Man that little guy is a dicklette, he was talking all kinds of smack to his mother.
Dicklette by Masta-DD May 1, 2008

Dicklocated 

When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.
Me: Owch! Im Dicklocated Bro
Mate: Guts Bro, Fix It!
Dicklocated by DrDick February 13, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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