dickfinity 

The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.

Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!

dickfinity by Bob Az August 6, 2011

dicknity 

dignity for your dick, kinda like respect for your "size" ...

Respect my DICKnity!

dicknity by AK4724 March 29, 2007

Dickfinition 

The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.

I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.

Dickfinition by The Antichrome March 25, 2010

dickinitus

A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!

Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!

dickinitus by sarelifox February 18, 2009

Dicktivity 

Any sexual situation involving a dick.

1. Tomac: Why are you going to Anna's place?
Cody: We're going to engage in dicktivity

Dicktivity by Annalegs January 30, 2016

dickinit 

A word used to compare something you really like, or think is cool, to the sensation of a dick engaging in penetration.

When the Navigator drove by Stevie and Chopper shouted out "that ride is dickinit"!

dickinit by KittenLizz May 23, 2006

Dicknity 

The amount of pride one takes in his/her dick.

He had so much dicknity he whipped it out in front of YOUR mom to show her how big it is!

Dicknity by BraxtonPG December 25, 2010