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The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.

Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!

dickfinity by Bob Az August 6, 2011

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dicknity

dignity for your dick, kinda like respect for your "size" ...

Respect my DICKnity!

dicknity by AK4724 March 29, 2007

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Dickfinition

The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.

I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.

Dickfinition by The Antichrome March 25, 2010

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dickinitus

A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!

Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!

dickinitus by sarelifox February 18, 2009

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Dicktivity

Any sexual situation involving a dick.

1. Tomac: Why are you going to Anna's place?
Cody: We're going to engage in dicktivity

Dicktivity by Annalegs January 30, 2016

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dickinit

A word used to compare something you really like, or think is cool, to the sensation of a dick engaging in penetration.

When the Navigator drove by Stevie and Chopper shouted out "that ride is dickinit"!

dickinit by KittenLizz May 23, 2006

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Dicknity

The amount of pride one takes in his/her dick.

He had so much dicknity he whipped it out in front of YOUR mom to show her how big it is!

Dicknity by BraxtonPG December 25, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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