"After sleeping with the 430 lb bearded woman, Jim lost his dicknity."

"I need to recover my dicknity after last night...she was a real tundra wookie. Now to bring the balance back, I have to bed a supermodel."

dicknity by Balizarde October 17, 2007

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Dicknity

The standard you hold yourself to in terms of sleeping with women.

(At a party)

Your Friend: Dude, i just heard that chick on the couch is so easy. Should i go for it?

You: Bro, think about your Dicknity.

Dicknity by Lazy Jay December 20, 2010

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Dicknity

The level of class and standards one maintains when attempting to pick up girls.

I don't care if you were drunk. That girl totally hurts your dicknity.

Dicknity by nickelfldn February 16, 2012

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Dickity

Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.

Dickity by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

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Dickityfied

Fucked Up Chaos

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!

Dickityfied by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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