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dicknity 

dignity for your dick, kinda like respect for your "size" ...
Respect my DICKnity!
dicknity by AK4724 March 29, 2007

Dickington Pie 

The act of ramming a penis into a pie, usually filled with custard or cherry.
Person 1: did you see Nathan last night?
Person 2: yeah he just made a dickington pie in front of everyone

dickin' it 

Doing nothing. Just hanging about. Fucking around. Chilling/Relaxing. Taking it easy. Most often spoken when someone is being completely useless
Dave: What the hell is vinny doing?
Eric: He's straight dickin' it real hard.
dickin' it by Sir Vincenzio January 4, 2009

dickfinity 

The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.
Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!
dickfinity by Bob Az August 6, 2011

Dickititus 

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch
I think Frank has dickititus
Dickititus by puppydog220 June 15, 2011

dickinitus

A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!

Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!
dickinitus by sarelifox February 18, 2009