dickinitus

A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!

Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!

dickinitus by sarelifox February 18, 2009

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Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

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Dickititus

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch

I think Frank has dickititus

Dickititus by puppydog220 June 15, 2011