duckboard

fuckboy

jerry purpdrank talks to every girl and just cuts them off, what a duckboard!

by jerry purpdrank May 20, 2015

Ducklord

A person so random, they don't fit in any stereotype.

Jack likes memes, knows a lot about Quantum Mechanics and makes YouTube videos about DC comics.
Jack is a ducklord.

by AwesomeSauceGeek October 22, 2016

Dickboarding

When your girl is Deep throating and you don't release her head till her eyes roll back

She wouldn't give me an opinion on where she wanted to eat so I pinned her down and started dickboarding her. She finally screamed Arby's so I let her go.

by Sprinklesworth January 16, 2016

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

Ducktard

Woman Pouting lips in a photograph in an attempt to look more attractive but failing miserably.

Check out that drunk herd of ducktards.

by Starkweather-G October 30, 2011

Drunkboarding

The act of snowboarding while under excessive influence of alcohol.

"Last week i was forced to go drunkboarding when a party on the mountain went late and i woke up still drunk."

by Red Label and Absolute December 25, 2008

duckboats

Vehicle which takes Boston sports teams on a parade thought the city after winning a championship.

Red Sox just beat the Cardinals in the World Series! Time to cue the duckboats!

by Bazamaphone November 6, 2013