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Definitions by John2019

An acronym used by dictator President Donald Trump. It stands for "My Ass Got Arrested."
Police officer: Mr. Trump, you're under arrest.
Trump: MAGA
MAGA by John2019 May 22, 2025

tomarkenite

A term used in the early 2000s towards anyone who was overly obsessed with the classic game show Press Your Luck, the Whammy, and the show's host Peter Tomarken. It was applied to anyone who constantly begged Game Show Netwotk to air the show or claimed that Peter was the only one who could host a game show. Tomarkenism is believed to have been cured when GSN finally started airing the series in September 2001.
You're whining about Press Your Luck's preemption makes you sound like a Tomarkenite.
tomarkenite by John2019 December 30, 2024

Fortunopoly 

A renaming of the popular board game Monopoly. Much like "Wheel of Fortunato," it's a way of making fun of someone with the last name Fortnato.
How about a nice relaxing game of Fortunopoly?
Fortunopoly by John2019 April 24, 2024

Celebrity Bucket Kickers 

A fictional game/reality show created by a certain troll in the online game show community. It's a stupid concept where the troll announces a celebrity had passed away by stating that said celebrity was a contestant on that day's episode of Celebrity Bucket Kickers.
All posts that announce that a deceased celebrity was on Celebrity Bucket Kickers should get the poster who posted it automatically banned!

The Price is Right 

Game show hosted by Bill Cullen from 1956 to 1965, then came back with Bob Barker, who hosted from 1972 to 2007. Upon Bob's retirement, the show was replaced by The Pice is Wrong, Btch, hosted by Dickard Rawson (better known as Drew Carey).
I miss The Price is Right. This show with Dickard Rawson as host is a blatant ripoff.
The Price is Right by John2019 July 29, 2022

prosterior 

A prosthetic posterior, aka a fake ass. Many claim there is no such thing, but that has not been proven.
Stop kissing the boss' prosterior!
prosterior by John2019 March 23, 2022

Wheel of Fortunato 

A renaming of the hit game show Wheel of Fortune. It's a way of makimg fun of anyone with the last name "Fortunato."
Hey! Wheel of Fortunato is on!
Wheel of Fortunato by John2019 August 6, 2021