dick-notized 

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

dick-notized by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

Dicknotized 

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick

Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"

Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

dicknotized 

A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.

Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."

dicknotized by filmzillz November 22, 2009

Dicknotized 

When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.

Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized

Dicknotized by sundamaged May 9, 2017

dicknotized 

When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.

Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.

dicknotized by Kimberly Ayers Warren January 28, 2008

dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

dicknotize by margot March 20, 2003