@margot's definitions

dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

by margot March 20, 2003

niner

abbreviated version of vagina, but cuter and usually involving some sort of pain

Ow, my niner
Go niners!

by margot March 20, 2003

Heartbroken

Heartbroken- When a guy ganks your heart from you chest and drop kicks it in a garbage can

by Margot October 27, 2003

circle the dick

when a male and female are having sex (P in V) The woman is on top and the man lying on his back underneath her. While he is penetrating using her hips she creates circles. Essentially circling the dick.

I only circle the dick when I'm blackout drunk. My boyfriend loves when i circle the dick

by margot January 27, 2016

absoludicridiculous

a combination of "absolutely," "ludicrous," and "ridiculous." something that is completely ridiculous in every sense of the word to the point of insanity.

did you see what he just did? that was so absoludicridiculous

by Margot May 28, 2004

Cold mignon

like 'cold turkey' only to a higher degree, or in a situation involving greater stakes. Also a favorite of the wealthier classes who are never to be caught eating turkey, and thus cannot identify with 'cold turkey', so must substitute a more familiar 'mignon.'

Because cocaine habbits are no longer consideredsophisticated or attractive in the upper east side of manhattan, he decided just to quit cold mignon.

by Margot May 28, 2004