dick tired 

When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.

dick tired by DDB’s October 2, 2017

Dead Dick Tired 

<<Adj>> 1) So tired your dick disappears. 2) Abbreviated DDT: Broken bicycle axle.

I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work.

Dead Dick Tired by JPickwick March 22, 2011

Corona-tired-dick 

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

Corona-tired-dick by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

Tired as a big dick bat 

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

Tired as a big dick bat by JackReed January 5, 2023

dick tied 

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

dick tied by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017

Dick tire 

The process if putting a air pump into the tip of a penis and then filling it up with air

My girlfriend said she wanted to give me a dick tire last night

Dick tire by Golfwane August 15, 2020

dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019