dick starch 

Any stimuli causing an erection.

The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.

dick starch by LungBubbles February 18, 2017

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dickstache 

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

dickstache by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

Dickstache 

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

Dickstache by Mochicho February 10, 2009

dickstache 

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

dickstache by Cryptic July 11, 2005

Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

Lemon Dickstache by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019