stimuli 

#1 Something causing or regarded as causing a response.
#2 An agent, action, or condition that elicits or accelerates a physiological or psychological activity or response.
#3 Something that incites or rouses to action; an incentive: “Works which were in themselves poor have often proved a stimulus to the imagination” (W.H. Auden).

I cannot perform under these stimuli.

stimuli by #20 October 11, 2005

STiMULi 

Dense. Imbasil. Someone lacking the slightest degree of intelligence. A total idiot who has no concept of the ramifications of his (or her) actions.

You want to jump out of that airplane from 50,000 feet without a parachute like some STiMULi?

STiMULi by Joey November 17, 2004

Stimuli 

The object of multiple “stimulus checks” provided by the IRS in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man 1: Have you received your stimuli?

Man 2: Yeah, I got all three checks.
Man 1: Word.

Stimuli by therealscholar March 6, 2021

Stimulosis 

The mental condition that prohibits you from actually working because staying on the couch collecting stimulus money is more lucrative

How’s work dude? Fuck that, i got stimulosis. I haven’t worn pants in 6 months.

Stimulosis by Amazing Tree March 31, 2021

over-stimulation

When you have too much of something and the pleasure is unbearable or uncomfortable.

Chris endured over-stimulation when his girlfriend jacked him off for too long.

over-stimulation by Wise Blob-blob January 7, 2015

Electro Stimulation 

1) When you use electricity to stimulate nerve endings in your genitals. Usually to achieve pleasure and the Big O.
2) When you jack off with your dick in one hand, and phone in the other.

1) Kart De'Braun used electro stimulation to climax in Physics class.
2) Cody's parents took away his phone mid-whack, interrupting the electrons in his electro stimulation situuuuuuuation.

Electro Stimulation by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

Biscuits and stimulating conversation by JaimiePotter December 28, 2019