dick snoot 

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

dick snoot by SoloNutt March 28, 2017

Dick Scoot 

A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.

I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!

Dick Scoot by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018

Shoot Yourself in the Dick 

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

Shoot Yourself in the Dick by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.

"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"

vagina, ass, dick, shoot by s3x Machine December 31, 2007

dicksnot 

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,

Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.

dicksnot by Anonymous February 11, 2003

dickshooter 

Another name for someone whos being an ass whole.

Man, my math teacher has been a total dickshooter lately.

dickshooter by T.J. Hansen June 30, 2009

dicksnot 

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.

I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.

dicksnot by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003