dick-shooty

Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.

"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."

dick-shooty by Danny The Smart October 27, 2022

dick and shorty

Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.

Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)

dick and shorty by ISTILLREMEMBERNAM69 August 22, 2023

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) 

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.

Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021

Shoot Yourself in the Dick 

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

Shoot Yourself in the Dick by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.

"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"

vagina, ass, dick, shoot by s3x Machine December 31, 2007

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive 

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive by Oh my my July 2, 2015

Shooting From The Dick 

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.

Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.

Shooting From The Dick by BlockDoctor December 27, 2019