dick ridding 

Someone who licks people's butts

Stop dick ridding that nigga for christ sake

dick ridding by Eat a dicj December 2, 2017

stop dick ridding 

A male telling a female to, get off his case or “hope off his dick” which means to get out Business.

Female: why you still talking to Alesia

Male: why you worryin about it, damn, stop dick ridding.

stop dick ridding by Anonymous12280017 November 26, 2017

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome 

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.

His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.

Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."

Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."

Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"

Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome by Dredan July 31, 2009

Dick Riding 

Becoming infatuated with, endorsing, or kissing up to someone or something which is very popular at the moment in hopes of gaining recognition, a sense of fulfillment, or publicity.

Hurricane Katrina, The Haiti Earthquake, and Obama's Election were all notable publicized events where everyone and their grandmother got involved, showed support while it was still a hot issue, and dropped it as if it had never occurred once the media stopped spamming every channel and air wave with coverage.

Hence they were all "dick riding" like the "cool kids" to appear "trendy" or have "water cooler conversation" for the office.

Dick Riding by Cookei June 22, 2010

Dick Riding 

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight♪
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪

Dick Riding by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010

Dick Riding Demon

A person who is very much on your wood.
Original terminology comes from a white man named Dahood

Can you get off my dick you being a dick riding demon !

Dick Riding Demon by MyNameDre October 27, 2018

dick riding 

a person who seeks attention and is 24/7 talking or supporting someone that doesn’t know them.

mfs be dick riding for clout and its sad

dick riding by da shoe bandit August 14, 2021