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Pencil dick prick 

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.
"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"

prick dick motherfucker

One who is acting or is an ass hole and puts you down as a person! Someone who thinks there better then anyone else!
That guy over there is a prick dick motherfucker! I’m tired of all these prick dick motherfuckers!

prick dick 

Someone who does not spit on any and all french people they come into contact with and is and has a small dick
George Bush, Dick Cheney, Stephen Harper are all prick dicks.
prick dick by Dabu69 September 16, 2006

dick picken 

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air
Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing
dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

Dick Picking 

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis
"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you
"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."
Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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