dick mongler
one who mongles or enjoys partaking in the gobbling of the penis. similar to nippling or gently chomping on the male genitallia.
dick mongler by chris frenchy December 9, 2007
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Dick Monger
Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.
Dick Monger by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009
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dick monger
The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.
dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!
dick monger by The Vegimite November 27, 2007
dickmonger
1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005
dickmonger
A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
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