dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

by Allastor April 4, 2021

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Fortnite Dick Hold

You hold your dick whilst playing Fortnite.

My favorite activity is Fortnite Dick Holding.

by Bigdudesonme April 4, 2023

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Hold my dick

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.

Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!

by Hoss_Meat November 14, 2011

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Hold Your Dick

Wait. Plain and simple. Acceptable mixed gender alternative is "hold your donkey". Either way, it's #HYD.

Bruce: Gary, carry my beer to the car.
Gary: Bruce, hold your dick, I'll be right there.

by Birdie#697 July 29, 2014

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could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

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