dick hold 

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

dick hold by Allastor April 4, 2021

Fortnite Dick Hold 

You hold your dick whilst playing Fortnite.

My favorite activity is Fortnite Dick Holding.

Fortnite Dick Hold by Bigdudesonme April 4, 2023

Hold my dick 

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.

Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!

Hold my dick by Hoss_Meat November 14, 2011

Hold Your Dick 

Wait. Plain and simple. Acceptable mixed gender alternative is "hold your donkey". Either way, it's #HYD.

Bruce: Gary, carry my beer to the car.
Gary: Bruce, hold your dick, I'll be right there.

Hold Your Dick by Birdie#697 July 29, 2014

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer 

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

hold my dick 

a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:

(ho my dick)

guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*

hold my dick by 'bouttogodown April 9, 2011

Hold My Dick 

an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong

Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed

Hold My Dick by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010