Allastor's definitions

dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

by Allastor April 4, 2021

amber alert noise

A government funded alarm clock

*BEEEEEEEEEEE* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again

by Allastor May 11, 2021

ßilly ßadass

A name given to someone who believes they are better than everyone to an annoying degree, if they are truly worthy of this title, they will read it as billy badass but it is actually pronounced silly sadass

Kevin: dude you’re a ßilly ßadass
Bill: exactly

Sheep: baaaaaaaaa

by Allastor June 25, 2021

blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021

complete job

Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,

Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you

James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck

by Allastor February 18, 2021

shisno

A slur for humanity itself

Frank: Hey what’s a shisno?
Sam: imagine a skunk that shits
Frank: okay...
Sam: and the skunk shit shitting
Frank so it is the shit of skunk shit?
Sam: essentially

by Allastor May 8, 2021