Definitions by Birdie#697

Hold Your Dick 

Wait. Plain and simple. Acceptable mixed gender alternative is "hold your donkey". Either way, it's #HYD.

Bruce: Gary, carry my beer to the car.
Gary: Bruce, hold your dick, I'll be right there.

Hold Your Dick by Birdie#697 July 29, 2014

yeaster basket 

An adult Easter basket that is full of beer, which is fermented by yeast. Easter + Yeast => Yeaster.

After shopping for Easter supplies for the kids, Holly stopped at the Craft Beer Cellar and picked up a Yeaster Basket for her husband.

yeaster basket by Birdie#697 May 11, 2014