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Definitions by lazyboy5000
Hold My Dick
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an experssion
used
to experss
when shit hits the fan
or goes
wrong
Hold my
Dick dude
my mom is
coming home
and my house is trashed
Hold My Dick
by
lazyboy5000
April 3, 2010
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