dick dew
Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.
dick dew by EternitySpent August 29, 2007
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Dew Dick
Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective
Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you
Dew Dick by Zapgourley August 9, 2020
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dew dick by i’m a silly badgirl September 8, 2019
Dew Dick
The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."
-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
Dew Dick by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch March 2, 2011
Dew Dick
Dew Dick by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025
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