1 definition by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch
The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."
-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch February 15, 2011