2 definitions by i’m a silly badgirl

BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”
by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018
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a male who receives mountain dew ball shrinkage as a result of drinking a sh*t ton of mountain dew.
i. e. john has dew dick!
i.e. mikey where are your balls!? do you have dew dick?
by i’m a silly badgirl September 9, 2019
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