dick dagger

When a girl looks good from behind but has a monstrous face which sends the feelings of daggers to your dick.

Hector: Look at that phat ass
Moises: Oh Hell yeah that is a phat ass
Hector: Look at the face and let me know.
Moises: Na Dawg her face is ugly she's a dick dagger
Hector: What a waste

by broncos429 August 08, 2011

dick daggers

A phrase one would exclaim when surprised by something unexpected.

“Do you have any 3’s?”
“Nope.”
Do you even know what a 3 is?”
(a loud noise is heard)
“Dick daggers!”

by Mr. Quackerjack August 10, 2018

dagger dick

Referring to XXXTENTACTION, it's when one's dick has length but no girth.

I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum

by afgdfgsdgdsgf March 31, 2017

Dagger Dick

Dagger dick is a word used to describe a long, yet somewhat skinny penis.

Person 1: yo, you see that interview with Xxxtentacion?
Person 2: yeah, bro said he got a dagger dick

by Yourgirlnenni February 16, 2018

Dagger dick

A penis that is extremely thin, almost resembling a straw or butter knife.

Holy fuck Jerry look at his Dagger dick, it looks like a pencil.

by iraqimohammed December 25, 2017

Dagger dick

Referring to xxxtentacion it's a long pointy penis thats good for reaching your g-spot

Omg last night I fucked young dagger dick I felt it rub against my g-spot and girrrl I came fast as hell

by Niggercracker August 01, 2017

Dagger dick

Some one who has a really sharp or pointed penis

Nick: i have a dick that is sharp

Dan: you have a dagger dick then

by Milton94 May 12, 2010