dick chainy
a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.
dick chainy by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004
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Dick Chaining
Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009
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Dick Chainsaw
A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!
Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!
Dick Chainsaw by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006
Dick Chainey
A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.
Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."
Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"
Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"
Dick Chainey by row man April 21, 2022
Dick Chain
A type of pleasure inducing pose, for three or more males, where the penis is inserted into all buttholes at same time.
Dick Chain by PhanTrash.Septiplier May 9, 2018
dick chainey
dick chainey by rockonrockaction! January 2, 2012
Dick Chainsaw
When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.
Dick Chainsaw by harmonyxsharpie August 7, 2018
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