dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.

colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy

dick chainy by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

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Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

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Dick Chainsaw

A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!

Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!

Dick Chainsaw by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006

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Dick Chainey

A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.

Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."

Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"

Dick Chainey by row man April 21, 2022