dick chainy

a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.

colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

Dick Chainsaw

A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!

Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!

by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006

Dick Chainey

A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.

Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."

Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"

by row man April 21, 2022

Dick Chain

A type of pleasure inducing pose, for three or more males, where the penis is inserted into all buttholes at same time.

We had a foursome and used a dick chain to all come at same time.

by PhanTrash.Septiplier May 9, 2018

dick chainey

when kratos takes his chains and rips off a man's penis

krato:dick chainey!!!!!

warrior:owwww! you bastard you ripped my dick off!

by rockonrockaction! January 2, 2012

Dick Chainsaw

When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.

M: Dude. When Atom was being rude in the gc it made me want to preform a dick chainsaw.

by harmonyxsharpie August 7, 2018