dichebag

A name for a "dike" who is a douche bag--a merging of words.

God, Marzapan is such a dichebag sometimes.

by sparrow84 May 26, 2009

duchebaggeries

things that people commit when they are being a duche bag.

'this duchebaggeries are getting out of hand.'
-quoted from the drummer of I Will Kill You Fucker.

by hacesucio May 1, 2006

Duchebag

Douchebag-What your friends are when they need sleep. Most Duchebag's act like they are the shit and love to interupt conversations and add their own opinion to it

Greg- hey Jim how are you today
Jim- Great how are you

Duchebag- You 2 are faggets

by Jacobv92 September 13, 2009

dochebag

A hopelessly addicted gambler with a propensity for drunken buffonary

Marc is such a dochebag, he lost a grand on the Bruins and then got booted from the club for puking in a wine bucket

by Josh Cap March 11, 2008

duchebag

duchebag is a bag of duche /weed

superman is looking for for wonder women so he goes up to batman and asks him " were is wonder women" and batman says " i thought i saw her in the forest" and super man calls him a "duchebag" then looking for her in the forest. so superman sees wonder women and went to do her in the but like the speed of light. so wonder woman says "wat was that" and invisible boy says " i dont know but my ass fucking hurts.

by silvio salami October 27, 2008

Invisible duchebage

The invisible duchebage is a duchebage masquerading as something else, hiding his true identity. They usually attempt to act all cool and hip for no reason while masking they're duchebaginess. They tend to like ninjas because ninjas can be invisible. Not sure as to how you would expose an invisible duchebage, but they are there trust me.

"Hey, did you see that guy crouching over there and acting all gay? As if noone cna see his lameness". "yea, I did. Almost reminded me of an invisible duchebage".

by Blackoperative June 5, 2010

dicebag

to fit an non specified amount of Call of Cthulhu Dice into one's foreskin.

Towhit, bringing a fully loaded pink dicebag to a D & D session.

Katherine: Hey, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Yeah?

Katherine: I couldn't help but notice that you have placed seven multifaceted number shapes into your foreskin. Explain.

Jimmy:Well you women have got Velvet Goldmines and us men have dicebags. This is mine. Revel in my splendor,bitch.

Katherine: Twat. (Walks away to go spend his money online.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish May 29, 2008