duchebag
superman is looking for for wonder women so he goes up to batman and asks him " were is wonder women" and batman says " i thought i saw her in the forest" and super man calls him a "duchebag" then looking for her in the forest. so superman sees wonder women and went to do her in the but like the speed of light. so wonder woman says "wat was that" and invisible boy says " i dont know but my ass fucking hurts.
duchebag by silvio salami October 27, 2008
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duchebag flip
A style of hair which would be primarily used by a fuckboi or duchebag. The hairstyle is having short hair with a large flip in the front to announce to the world that you're trully an asshole. Also known as the "Fuckboi Flip"
Person A: Hey did u see that guys dumb flip?
Person B: Yeah he I think that he has the duchebag flip
Person B: Yeah he I think that he has the duchebag flip
duchebag flip by TylerGramS April 9, 2017
President Douchebag
If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.
President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017
schrodinger’s douchebag
One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"
schrodinger’s douchebag by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013
douchebag febreeze
When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro
tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?
brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down
brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!
-brad & tj walk into club-
sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!
tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?
brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down
brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!
-brad & tj walk into club-
sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!
douchebag febreeze by the stank pit January 13, 2013
douchebag tell
An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.
The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010
The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010
douchebag tell by jacandy July 22, 2010
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