dicfur

Slang for "What is a Dick For?"

by Billy Bob February 8, 2003

dicture

A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.

Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.

by EZBaked October 18, 2010

Dictures

Cell phone photos of your junk taken to trade with young ladies of loose morals.

"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"

by DangerDong January 25, 2009

dicturbail

Absolute dicturbail hairline. Buick will do 0-60 in 10 seconds

The dicturbail is menda giving some heavily in the Buick

by Dryden Flair January 14, 2021

dicsurfer

Someone who spends alot of time on urbandictionary looking up random words when they are bored.

Dylan: That kid is always on his macbook during study hall.
Me: Yeah, he's a dicsurfer.

by nate81 September 18, 2013

dicfore pie

A pie with the same taste and texture as pecan pie, however is made with walnuts. It is a family recipe, known by many families around the southern United States.

My grandparents made dicfore pie for Thanksgiving.

by Pastry People February 28, 2008

Dicture

A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".

Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.

Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.

by standarddarth September 12, 2014