Dikfur

When someone does not get any cloth to clean his/her dick after jerking off, so he/she uses the nearby furry cat.

Cool! Mark, you've got a dikfur on you.

Hey cat, you've been dikfured by me.

Dikfur by Drdoofus January 22, 2022

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Dikfur

When someone does not get any cloth to clean his/her dick after jerking off, so he/she uses the nearby furry cat.

Cool! Mark, you've got a dikfur on you.

Hey cat, you've been dikfured by me.

Dikfur by Drdoofus January 22, 2022

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dikfore

This is a word to make you ask <I>“the question.”</I> The question being, "What's a dikfore?" Dick. For. What is a dick for. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide the answer to <I>that</I> question. . .

Hey, what's a dikfore? . . . oOoh!

dikfore by NotGrant December 8, 2005

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dikfore

The word "dikfore" is used to entrap it's subject into falling for a joke. It can be used in many different contexts, but always produces a similar outcome, or punchline. The word Dikfore is usually mentioned nonchalantly in a sentence, or statement as to evoke the reaction, "Whats a dikfore?" from it's listning audience. The word Dikfore when spoken, sounds like "Dick For". So this word ultimately forces it's test subject to mutter a question such as,"What is dikfore?", sounding to it's listners as, "What is dick for?" It's up to the jokester to decide what their answer will be.

Brian: "Man, I can't believe all the dikfores around here!"
Phil: "What the hell is a dikfore?"
Brian: "Well, I guess in your case, it's for sucking, faggot."

dikfore by Brian Press December 28, 2007