dickfur 

To pee with

What's a dickfir?

dickfur by Dick May 3, 2003

dickfur 

to pee with

watch Spies Like Us the movie!!!111111111111

dickfur by i slam crank in my veins every day August 14, 2003

dickfur 

well....go tell an english kid he has a dickfur on his lip. you'll laugh so hard....yea....

Dude, wipe your lip. you have a huge dickfur on it.

dickfur by Sucra Bubafa January 11, 2008

dickfur 

anyone who posses the following characteristics: liar, annoying, doesn't give others what they want, pale, jerk, someone who ignores phone calls and text messages.
ya know.

jake is a total dickfur!

dickfur by heatherlynnbirdiscool March 3, 2008

dickful thinking 

A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.

Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."

Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."

OR

Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."

Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."

dickful thinking by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck 

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.

"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013

dickfuld 

dickfuld: 1. v. to pass the blame on someone else for one's own failings. 2. n. someone who blames his failures on other people or events, much like Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers blaming the government for letting Lehman Brothers fail even though he was the moron who transformed Lehman into an excessively risky bank to begin with.

"Darn, I gotta find someone to dickfuld for me not being able to file my taxes on time." or "Sorry, I don't mean to be a dickfuld, but if you had done a better job keeping me away from those little Thai transsexual prostitutes, I wouldn't have gotten AIDS."

dickfuld by ohstallion September 13, 2009