dickfur
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dickfur by Sucra Bubafa January 11, 2008
dickfur
anyone who posses the following characteristics: liar, annoying, doesn't give others what they want, pale, jerk, someone who ignores phone calls and text messages.
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dickfur by heatherlynnbirdiscool March 3, 2008
dickful thinking
A pun on "wishful thinking," it's when a man lets his own sexual interest in someone strongly color his judgement regarding the person's reciprocal interest in him. It makes him interpret every gesture from his object of interest as a come on, even when it clearly isn't. This is known as clitful thinking if it's a woman.
Him: "So the new hot intern says 'good morning' to me when she comes in to work, and once commented on my desk picture of my kids - said they were cute. She's totally into me. I'm gonna try and hook up with her at the office party."
Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."
OR
Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."
Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."
Friend: "I get that it's been tough for your after the divorce, but that's just dickful thinking. She's not into you, now stop before you get an HR complaint."
OR
Him: "Pete high-fived me at the trivia night - I'll bet he's secretly gay and would let me blow him."
Friend: "You have no gaydar and a bad case of dickful thinking. The boy's straight."
dickful thinking by Mai Ainsel February 23, 2020
Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck
The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013
dickfuld
dickfuld: 1. v. to pass the blame on someone else for one's own failings. 2. n. someone who blames his failures on other people or events, much like Dick Fuld of Lehman Brothers blaming the government for letting Lehman Brothers fail even though he was the moron who transformed Lehman into an excessively risky bank to begin with.
"Darn, I gotta find someone to dickfuld for me not being able to file my taxes on time." or "Sorry, I don't mean to be a dickfuld, but if you had done a better job keeping me away from those little Thai transsexual prostitutes, I wouldn't have gotten AIDS."
dickfuld by ohstallion September 13, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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