"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"
by DangerDong January 25, 2009
A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.
Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.
by EZBaked October 16, 2010
A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".
Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.
Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.
Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.
by standarddarth September 13, 2014
by Say No to Dictures. February 05, 2010
When a male sends a picture of his dick through a social media message platform. It may be sent unsolicited or solicited.
A guy just sent me a dicture. I must say, it’s not very appealing.
Ali refuses to call out the men by name who send her a dicture, she has a big heart. Unlike some of the dictures she receives.
Ali refuses to call out the men by name who send her a dicture, she has a big heart. Unlike some of the dictures she receives.
by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020
"I don't get it. Is this a photo of your chin or a turtle's ass and why have you uploaded it 17 times and posted a bulletin insisting that I comment them?"
"Because that angle makes me look hawt!"
"Dude, if you wanna take dictures of yourself, fine. But don't force 'em on me!"
"Because that angle makes me look hawt!"
"Dude, if you wanna take dictures of yourself, fine. But don't force 'em on me!"
by Jimmette July 11, 2008
by GemmaRose January 08, 2017