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dicturbail 

Absolute dicturbail hairline. Buick will do 0-60 in 10 seconds
The dicturbail is menda giving some heavily in the Buick
dicturbail by Dryden Flair January 14, 2021

dickarbles 

Someone who has lost their dick and marbles. They have lost their mind.
That guy has lost his dickarbles If he thinks I'm gonna fix his shitty car for free.
dickarbles by Keeping it real February 16, 2017

dickrubber 

1) one who rubs dick
2) someone that's a total asshole
"No, Petey isn't coming anymore, turned out he wanted to be a total dickrubber instead."
dickrubber by Matt Milano January 17, 2008

DickOrBall 

A game in which males that work in a office play. The game consists of 2 or more people in a circle and one guy covers both his dick and ball, show a patch of skin then the others have to guess which.whether a dick or ball, play 9 rounds whoever guessed the right one the most is the queerist
person1:Hey who won the tourney of dickorball this year?
person2:It was jacobson He won by 12 rounds out of 80
person1:What a queer.
person2:I know right.
DickOrBall by SHiFTYEXiLE November 22, 2011

Dickerbopper 

A particular person that goes out of his/her way to be alone whenever friends try to get said person to join them in activities that boost camaraderie and qualities of character.
I wanted to chill with my bro, but he was being too much of a dickerbopper.
Dickerbopper by John Mclonerpants September 27, 2013

Dickerbatch 

Apples are for bummers like Dickerbatch!

That's right Mr. Dyker, I'm raging and I hate your fat afro-chinned guts!

Expell me please Timmy , I'm ever so naughty!

Ooh, if I send this message I'm sure to get a bumming...

Hopefully...
Um... Dickerbatch? Yeah, it's like this guy with an afro on his chin. Huh-huh-huh!

Go away now! Shave it off, dammit, or I'll set Coghills on ya!
Dickerbatch by Rory Campbell March 9, 2005
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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