dicsurfer

Someone who spends alot of time on urbandictionary looking up random words when they are bored.

Dylan: That kid is always on his macbook during study hall.
Me: Yeah, he's a dicsurfer.

by nate81 September 18, 2013

dickumference

The circumference of one's dick/penis.

Damn that dude's not so long but he's got a dickumference like crazy!

by ComoComp March 3, 2011

Dirtsurfer

Cyberjunkies who particulerly like porn web sites.
Lovers of pornography (and who doesn't) on the web.
Everybody who spend enough time websurfing will become a dirtsurfer, some more than others.

"I was bored and horny so I did some dirtsurfing and had a good wank." A hard core dirtsurfer will spend an average of

2 hours a day at this activity.

by professorperverto January 2, 2012