dewkie 

A small child or infant

"I was over at Daphne's place, you remember, the one who worked over there at Video Dungeon, anyway, I was over there and she must of had, like 11 dewkies runnin' around that dump. Could of been a dozen of 'em... maybe even a baker's dozen."

dewkie by SlangosaurusRex March 4, 2007

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

Deskiesta by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Deckie

A surplus member of a ship's crew, soley for asthetic value, a hold over from days of sail powered vessels, when skill was required for navigation and control of the vessel. Now a days they simply stand around on the bridge or deck, working on their tans, or reading romance novels. typically can be found day dreaming or asleep. Often enjoys dressing up in uniform, and asking vast amounts of questions of the engineering department. A deckie relies on the engineers to take care of the ship and its operations. Virtually helpless.

Passenger- Sir can you tell me the name of the ship?

Deckie- Hold on let me call the engine room.

Deckie by Bisquickandturkey101 December 2, 2011

dewfiend 

A dewfiend is someone hopelessly addicted to Mountain Dew. These people are easily recognizable by their often unkempt hair and sloppy clothes, dark circles under their eyes, and the ever handy can of Dew in their sweaty hands.

"Dude, Jim is such a dewfiend. He drank three liters of the stuff yesterday!"
"I sure feel sorry for his future kids..."

dewfiend by Dewfiend December 31, 2007

drewkie 

The act of making people wait for you while you take a long dump.

Four coworkers are on their way out the door for lunch when one suddenly and without warning makes a pit-stop to drop a drewkie forcing the other three into a 15 minute holding pattern.

drewkie by Mainline2 January 1, 2008

Deckie

Slang for a member of the deck department aboard a Merchant Ship.

"Is he an engineer?"
"No, he's a deckie."

Deckie by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 31, 2007

Dewskie 

a bottle or can of Mountian Dew.

"I'm gunna go buy some Dewskie."

Dewskie by wedge April 11, 2003