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Devisserising
David says he is a genius to he's friends on a regular basis to the point they and he really believe that's a fact, but the actual fact is that David has a god complex and is mentally ill. When David is in the act of telling untruths he believes to be reality, he is actually Devisserising.
Devisserising by Andrew Hynson March 16, 2017
Betsy DeVos
The opposite of everything good about this world. An illiterate, homophobic, dried-up excuse for life with enough of daddy's money to hold the highest possible position of power in Trump's world of education.
People of Alaska: Thank god! The grizzly bear problem is finally solved. Trump must be genius for picking Betsy Devos.
Trump supporters: Let's take the power out of the few in Washington. Let's elect Betsy Devos, a dried up 1% billionaire who doesn't know the difference between proficiency vs. growth and yes vs. no.
Trump supporters: Let's take the power out of the few in Washington. Let's elect Betsy Devos, a dried up 1% billionaire who doesn't know the difference between proficiency vs. growth and yes vs. no.
Betsy DeVos by AggressiveExile February 7, 2017
Davoisie
The global elites who attend the World Economic Forum’s (WEC) annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland. The Davoisie, more than 100 billionaires among them, are inescapably ridiculous about a gathering this self-important forum, often by private jet, on an exclusive Swiss ski resort for four days of ostentatious hand-wringing about the problems of the poor and the dangers of climate change.
The Davoisie are not unlike Marie Antoinette and her surreal friends dressing up and voyeuring the Loire Valley.
devosified
Colbert used this to describe Donald Trump's confusion about some facts. I believe it means to "dumb down".
See Colbert Donald Trump Wows at First Press Conference.
See Colbert Donald Trump Wows at First Press Conference.
"Wait, you think 306 is larger than 365? Wow, Betsy DeVos works quick. That's called the DeVos Effect. You got DeVosified." Stephen Colbert, 2/16/2017
devosified by Dont Rump February 18, 2017
delois
Delois....Most precious of friends. SMART .CUTE .MEAN AF...But worth the effort as she is also loyal to a fault.
delois by Sugarsgurl December 21, 2016
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"