devincent

A guy who tries to be a fuckboy

Devincent want to be a fuck boy but fail miserably

by Iwibhandsome November 22, 2021

Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.

All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

by LankyDanky April 6, 2013

decicentricism

Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.

Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.

by smenjas April 12, 2011

Divincest

Sexual love between two closely related beings of devine nature, often kinky and unapproved by the majority of countries, religions, and...people.

"They didn't nail Jesus up on the cross because of religious differences or hatever; he was, in fact, a BDSM freak who got put up on the cross and forgot the safeword. Divincest at its best."

(God didn't take him off of it because he thought it was part of the roleplay)

by Scarlett Sondrian October 30, 2008

deliocentric

A word that can be used by people whose names start with "Del..."(e.g. Delia, Delilah, Delton). It's like heliocentric, but you are the sun of your own universe.
So, from your position, the universe is deliocentric. (The world basically revolves around you)

Person: "beautiful faces everywhere, but beautiful minds are hard to find"
Delia: "So am I the beautiful face or the beautiful mind?"
Person: "I like how you assumed it was about you, and not generic. You're so deliocentric!"
Delia: "Well the world really does revolve around me."

by zzarrathh December 20, 2021

devincee

Devincee is a rockin dude - a true metrosexual with an awesome bmw and always dresses to slay the ladies.

most of the dudes here are lame - we need a DEVINCEE to show up.

by Prof Scooter October 4, 2013

Devicestation

1. The intentional transfer of human consciousness to a virtual reality caused by reliance on personal electronic devices (PED).

2. The ensuing sense of paranoia, panic and loneliness when PEDs are disconnected for any reason or any length of time from a viable network.

3. The overwhelming depression experienced when one of any number of PEDs is lost, stolen, broken, destroyed or discarded.

The new electronic generation often experiences chronic devicestation.

by CFU June 4, 2015