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Delicent 

That burger was Delicent!!
Delicent by magicbob83 October 16, 2008
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decicentricism

Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.
Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.
decicentricism by smenjas April 12, 2011
Oh my fuck that cake is DELICANT
Delicant by tellthemayocheese September 9, 2018

deliocentric 

A word that can be used by people whose names start with "Del..."(e.g. Delia, Delilah, Delton). It's like heliocentric, but you are the sun of your own universe.
So, from your position, the universe is deliocentric. (The world basically revolves around you)
Person: "beautiful faces everywhere, but beautiful minds are hard to find"
Delia: "So am I the beautiful face or the beautiful mind?"
Person: "I like how you assumed it was about you, and not generic. You're so deliocentric!"
Delia: "Well the world really does revolve around me."
deliocentric by zzarrathh December 20, 2021

Delicunt 

A portmanteau of the words 'Delicate' and 'Cunt'. Used to describe a person (or persons) having the characteristics of being both delicate and cuntish.

Not to be confused with "Deli Cunt", who is simply a cunt who works in a deli.
Person A "I know that Jenny was being quite delicate in the way she said it, but she was still a total bitchend about the whole situation"

Person B "Fucking right, she's a total delicunt"
Delicunt by Tom Payne III June 20, 2008

Mentally deficent glove puppet 

Refer to George W. Bush and his whole ****ing Oligarchy
The dictat-president is a mentally deficent glove puppet.

swag deficent 

joe: did you see that{bamma}joe?
moe: jeah, he swag deficent homie!
swag deficent by hrm smk October 22, 2010
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