Divincest

Sexual love between two closely related beings of devine nature, often kinky and unapproved by the majority of countries, religions, and...people.

"They didn't nail Jesus up on the cross because of religious differences or hatever; he was, in fact, a BDSM freak who got put up on the cross and forgot the safeword. Divincest at its best."

(God didn't take him off of it because he thought it was part of the roleplay)

by Scarlett Sondrian October 30, 2008

Durincest

The Tolkien fandom definition of incest between the extremely hot characters of Thorin Oakenshield and/or his nephews, Kili and Fili. They are all in the royal line of 'Durin', hence the name 'Durincest'.

"Look at this fanart of Kili & Fili making out."
"Dude, that's Durincest."

by MarMighty April 20, 2013

Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.

All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

by LankyDanky April 6, 2013

Divince

Divinces are usually the most awesome person you'll probably ever meet. He is usually funny always making witty/dad jokes, he cares more about others than himself, always trying to make his friends feel better when they're down. If you ever meet a Divince he's definitely a keeper, don't ever let go of him because he's one of the truest friends you'll ever have.

Jade: "Hey, that Divince seems really nice, he's awesome too!"

Angelica: "Yeah, Divince is great isn't he? He's always there to help me out when I have problems."

by StoneChorizo June 1, 2014

Divercest

The act of engaging in sexual activities with one's fellow diver.

Man, Jenny and Bill were caught together the next morning!
Aw, that's divercest!

by DiversAreAwesome December 1, 2010

Nine Divines

The Nine Divines are a ground of Aedra deitys that form a pantheon. They have the most important religious order in Tamriel.

The Nine Divines' pantheon include:
Akatosh
Arkay
Dibella
Julianos
Kynareth
Mara
Stendarr
Talos
Zenithar

NOTE: Click on the link to get full information on the gods.

Man: "Bless the Nine Divines."

by Pvt. Blizz June 30, 2016

Devicestation

1. The intentional transfer of human consciousness to a virtual reality caused by reliance on personal electronic devices (PED).

2. The ensuing sense of paranoia, panic and loneliness when PEDs are disconnected for any reason or any length of time from a viable network.

3. The overwhelming depression experienced when one of any number of PEDs is lost, stolen, broken, destroyed or discarded.

The new electronic generation often experiences chronic devicestation.

by CFU June 4, 2015