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Divincest 

Sexual love between two closely related beings of devine nature, often kinky and unapproved by the majority of countries, religions, and...people.
"They didn't nail Jesus up on the cross because of religious differences or hatever; he was, in fact, a BDSM freak who got put up on the cross and forgot the safeword. Divincest at its best."

(God didn't take him off of it because he thought it was part of the roleplay)
Divincest by Scarlett Sondrian October 30, 2008
Words you can keep
The Tolkien fandom definition of incest between the extremely hot characters of Thorin Oakenshield and/or his nephews, Kili and Fili. They are all in the royal line of 'Durin', hence the name 'Durincest'.
"Look at this fanart of Kili & Fili making out."
"Dude, that's Durincest."
Durincest by MarMighty April 20, 2013

Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.
All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.
Divinces are usually the most awesome person you'll probably ever meet. He is usually funny always making witty/dad jokes, he cares more about others than himself, always trying to make his friends feel better when they're down. If you ever meet a Divince he's definitely a keeper, don't ever let go of him because he's one of the truest friends you'll ever have.
Jade: "Hey, that Divince seems really nice, he's awesome too!"

Angelica: "Yeah, Divince is great isn't he? He's always there to help me out when I have problems."
Divince by StoneChorizo June 1, 2014

Divercest 

The act of engaging in sexual activities with one's fellow diver.
Man, Jenny and Bill were caught together the next morning!
Aw, that's divercest!
Divercest by DiversAreAwesome December 1, 2010

Nine Divines 

The Nine Divines are a ground of Aedra deitys that form a pantheon. They have the most important religious order in Tamriel.

The Nine Divines' pantheon include:
Akatosh
Arkay
Dibella
Julianos
Kynareth
Mara
Stendarr
Talos
Zenithar

NOTE: Click on the link to get full information on the gods.
Man: "Bless the Nine Divines."
Nine Divines by Pvt. Blizz June 30, 2016

Devicestation 

1. The intentional transfer of human consciousness to a virtual reality caused by reliance on personal electronic devices (PED).

2. The ensuing sense of paranoia, panic and loneliness when PEDs are disconnected for any reason or any length of time from a viable network.

3. The overwhelming depression experienced when one of any number of PEDs is lost, stolen, broken, destroyed or discarded.
The new electronic generation often experiences chronic devicestation.
Devicestation by CFU June 4, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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