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Divincest 

Sexual love between two closely related beings of devine nature, often kinky and unapproved by the majority of countries, religions, and...people.
"They didn't nail Jesus up on the cross because of religious differences or hatever; he was, in fact, a BDSM freak who got put up on the cross and forgot the safeword. Divincest at its best."

(God didn't take him off of it because he thought it was part of the roleplay)
Divincest by Scarlett Sondrian October 30, 2008
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The Tolkien fandom definition of incest between the extremely hot characters of Thorin Oakenshield and/or his nephews, Kili and Fili. They are all in the royal line of 'Durin', hence the name 'Durincest'.
"Look at this fanart of Kili & Fili making out."
"Dude, that's Durincest."
Durincest by MarMighty April 20, 2013

Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.
All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.
Divinces are usually the most awesome person you'll probably ever meet. He is usually funny always making witty/dad jokes, he cares more about others than himself, always trying to make his friends feel better when they're down. If you ever meet a Divince he's definitely a keeper, don't ever let go of him because he's one of the truest friends you'll ever have.
Jade: "Hey, that Divince seems really nice, he's awesome too!"

Angelica: "Yeah, Divince is great isn't he? He's always there to help me out when I have problems."
Divince by StoneChorizo June 1, 2014

Divercest 

The act of engaging in sexual activities with one's fellow diver.
Man, Jenny and Bill were caught together the next morning!
Aw, that's divercest!
Divercest by DiversAreAwesome December 1, 2010

Nine Divines 

The Nine Divines are a ground of Aedra deitys that form a pantheon. They have the most important religious order in Tamriel.

The Nine Divines' pantheon include:
Akatosh
Arkay
Dibella
Julianos
Kynareth
Mara
Stendarr
Talos
Zenithar

NOTE: Click on the link to get full information on the gods.
Man: "Bless the Nine Divines."
Nine Divines by Pvt. Blizz June 30, 2016

Devicestation 

1. The intentional transfer of human consciousness to a virtual reality caused by reliance on personal electronic devices (PED).

2. The ensuing sense of paranoia, panic and loneliness when PEDs are disconnected for any reason or any length of time from a viable network.

3. The overwhelming depression experienced when one of any number of PEDs is lost, stolen, broken, destroyed or discarded.
The new electronic generation often experiences chronic devicestation.
Devicestation by CFU June 4, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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