Definitions by smenjas

YSMO 

Initialism for "You're so missing out."

This barbecue is really happening! Shame you couldn't come. YSMO.

YSMO by smenjas October 4, 2013

crosstext 

Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).

Oh shit! I just crosstexted my boss thinking it was my girlfriend.

crosstext by smenjas September 17, 2013

simultexting

Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).

I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.

simultexting by smenjas September 17, 2013

decicentricism

Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.

Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.

decicentricism by smenjas April 12, 2011

hog heaven 

The most literal sense of the expression "hog heaven" is a filthy pig sty with plenty of fresh slop on which to feed. Thus the pigs would be just about as happy as they could be.

People extend this idea to other, perhaps less filthy, situations. I've often heard people say someone was in hog heaven for just about any serendipitous occurrence.

So he walks in and finds a bathtub full of whiskey. Man, he was in hog heaven!

hog heaven by smenjas March 17, 2010