simultexting

Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).

I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.

by smenjas September 17, 2013

decicentricism

Decicentrism is the tendency to believe that base ten number systems are superior to all others.

Your decicentricism gets my goat. I'm six feet tall and that's how I like it. You can take your meters and shove 'em.

by smenjas March 26, 2011

crosstext

Sending the wrong text to someone when engaging in multiple text based conversations (i.e. simultexting).

Oh shit! I just crosstexted my boss thinking it was my girlfriend.

by smenjas September 17, 2013

YSMO

Initialism for "You're so missing out."

This barbecue is really happening! Shame you couldn't come. YSMO.

by smenjas October 05, 2013

hog heaven

The most literal sense of the expression "hog heaven" is a filthy pig sty with plenty of fresh slop on which to feed. Thus the pigs would be just about as happy as they could be.

People extend this idea to other, perhaps less filthy, situations. I've often heard people say someone was in hog heaven for just about any serendipitous occurrence.

So he walks in and finds a bathtub full of whiskey. Man, he was in hog heaven!

by smenjas March 18, 2010